So here I was eating an egg, like you do. Suddenly, Lucian leapt upon me and I bit wrong and ended up biting my fork. What was the result of this hilarious debacle? Half of my tooth is now sitting on my desk and I am in god-damn fucking agony. Not to mention I am slicing through my tongue on the jagged half tooth monstrosity which remains in my mouth. I have an appointment with the emergency dentist tomorrow which I was going to attend with mum. Unfortunately, she is not sleeping well and so I must go alone. Alone. Without anyone. I don't see how tomorrow could get any worse to be honest. But hopefully they will extract this vile failure of bone from my mouth and all will begin to be well. Brushing my teeth was a whole new level of pain, by the way. Today started pretty well, but... fuck. I can't have a good day to save my life. Literally.
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